So, you've found your way onto the steps of my palace...

A humble abode dedicated to love, gaming, and the sweet, sweet love for gaming awaits.

Do you enter, traveller...?

Of course you do.

It's all-too luxurious to a lover of gaems like yourself.

Dragon Blazers, Mousio, Sputnik the Spacehog...

Oh, you expect too little of me.

You'd certainly have some modicum of an idea that I have over 1,000 hours sunk into Dank Spirits. And no, if you are uncultured enough to never have heard of it, I don't mean that in a "meme" way.

Anyway, make yourself at home.

I'll be awarding "Gamer's Gold" to the first person that can beat my record.

And my bank... is full... of silver.