So, I decided this will be the first "Let's Play" I do. Today I'm playing Five Nights With Fuzzy, a classic in terms of Let's Play's. Certainly nothing could go wrong, or so I thought. But as I loaded into the world of Fuzzy Fuzzball's Pizzeria and Gift Shop, after seeing Fuzzy without one of his two iconic companions on the Show Stage, I realized this would be no simple task, and may even require me to retrieve my inhaler, if fear rises. Where did I leave that blasted thing, I thought, sorting through junk on the table that sits behind the family computer in the dining room of my humble gaming abode, and considered at this thought, how humble I was for sharing my extravagant gaming collection with my unknowing family. Regardless, it was time to get back to Fuzzy's, and as I did, I was immediately jump-scared, in a metaphorical sense, by the upkeep of the office. Certainly the boss of this failing Italian restaurant could not afford a janitor with this level of diligent up-keep? Is he cleaning it himself? Is the night guard cleaning it? The checkered floors shimmer pristinely on the cameras as well; no, no, this must be the work of an artisan. And suddenly, caught up in these thoughts, it came to pass in my mind: what have I been doing all this time? Fuzzy's iconic humanoid hairball compatriarts are both missing, and I've done nothing but allow it, caught up in my own hubris... and this is how I die... pressed up against the corner by an illustrious gray fur-creature... if this is how I go down... oh, just let it happen...!

And then suddenly... a familiar chime. "Dun...dun...dun-dun...dun..."

6:00. And I was free!

Okay, this was truly an amazing start to this series. Make sure to put your orange thumb up if you enjoyed it... and if you didn't, you only have yourself to blame.