Those machines. Can't live with them, can't live without them. If only there was some way to live in the middle...

I consider myself a connossieur with these things, but even I was dumbfounded today at the idea that my friend holidaygirl's computer console has been completely disrupted and taken over by a rogue hacker. They've retrieved my phone number and are now barring me or anybody else from gaining administrator access to the site.

So I vow to take down this prank calling hacker, no matter what it takes.

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