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entertaining her fantasies is, something lol.

I remember one of the last posts I made on my public blog was an "ice-E awareness post" for her, saying ice-E was some crazy cryptid that was coming to kill her.

and to be honest, I can't blame her for thinking that. the thing's creepy. it's always foaming at the mouth and smiling and sweating really hard, for some reason. like it's that dedicated to making pizza. Lol

oh yeah, and that post I made? turns out the company saw it and got SO mad they published a crazy rant to their website about how ice-E "Will Never Hurt Anybody". I felt pretty bad, to be honest. It's definitely some innocent 60-year-old guy manning that page.